Post by infantpolice on Jan 10, 2010 20:31:45 GMT -5
know its only been five minutes but i m quite enjoying learning how to type so i ll just chatter on until you are fed up of reading my rubbish .....incidently .....i had my writing head on again so i just got a pen and did a song its a strange one but i ve got loads of em ....I seriosly blame a man called slater .....he said trees write your thoughts down on paper .Consequently i am not married anymore and have lost a few nosey boyfriends since !!!!!!!!! I really think i need a musical actor that can swim ride a bike drive a car and speak french in my life as then i know we ve got a few things in common and he has to be a bad boy with a big gob and also terribly daft otherwise i will die of boredom repeatedly.If you fit the bill then let us know .At the mo i am approaching my 98th birthday still smoking the pipe and av a tot of whiskey at 10 am b4 goin shoppin ,I graze on marmite all day long and have a lovely set of brown teeth which i polish regularly with dubbin.You may of heard about my sister who was 103 just after christmas she is a taxi driver and an acomplished drainpipe player she sits on the thinking rocks on the beach but after the floods they disappeared and i think they are now lodged between bangor and penmaenon where she lost my diamond from my old belfast chappy . As a result she took up deep sea diving and helicopter hovering but the instructor didn't have the patience to carry on teaching her due to too much time in the sky. 
Am shuttin up now to pluck a few strings .Oh would just like to say that a bath in bath would be nice but egypt is a lovely place even though its a tad dry well who cares........please delete if this is offensive in any way .....i won t be offended just a little bit hurt i will probably cry .If you were a protestant and the light bulb went you would think ....I'll have to change it .....but if you were a catholic you would think.......my god what did i do to deserve this !!!!
Am shuttin up now to pluck a few strings .Oh would just like to say that a bath in bath would be nice but egypt is a lovely place even though its a tad dry well who cares........please delete if this is offensive in any way .....i won t be offended just a little bit hurt i will probably cry .If you were a protestant and the light bulb went you would think ....I'll have to change it .....but if you were a catholic you would think.......my god what did i do to deserve this !!!!
